Monday, July 13, 2009
WTF!??!? Rilly?
Well, Miller Highlife, you've done it again. From your amazing commercials, to now you're crazy magazine ads, you've sufficiently brought a new meaning to blue-collar advertisement.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Hello? Lou? Are you mad crazy?
Ok, I get it. Society has become too damn sensitive...
But seriously people, BASEBALL NEEDS THIS EXCITEMENT!
Head Coach Lou Piniella of the Chicago Cubs thinks it's about time to rid themselves of "ace" pitcher, Carlos Zambrano, because of his attitude and behavior on the field. (compared to Lou?)
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY LOU???
You've gone mad crazy. Maybe you should resort back to your old antics on the field, and then you'll realize that you are blowing this way out of proportion.
"Enough, is enough", Piniella said.
Sure we're 0-5 with Zambrano pitching the last 5 playoffs, but aren't we taking this a little "too far", when one of our own Chicago columnists state that we should "immediately trade him for whatever is being offered, from a bag of balls to a 32-year-old minor-leaguer" (Phil Rogers, June 29, 2009)?
Not to mention, Zambrano threw a no-hitter September 14, 2008 and has been the first Chicago Cubs pitcher to do so since Milt Pappas on September 2, 1972, almost 36 years ago.
All in all, I can say is it would be a huge shame if they decide to trade him. Don't be such a douche, Lou.
But seriously people, BASEBALL NEEDS THIS EXCITEMENT!
Head Coach Lou Piniella of the Chicago Cubs thinks it's about time to rid themselves of "ace" pitcher, Carlos Zambrano, because of his attitude and behavior on the field. (compared to Lou?)
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY LOU???
You've gone mad crazy. Maybe you should resort back to your old antics on the field, and then you'll realize that you are blowing this way out of proportion.
"Enough, is enough", Piniella said.
Sure we're 0-5 with Zambrano pitching the last 5 playoffs, but aren't we taking this a little "too far", when one of our own Chicago columnists state that we should "immediately trade him for whatever is being offered, from a bag of balls to a 32-year-old minor-leaguer" (Phil Rogers, June 29, 2009)?
Not to mention, Zambrano threw a no-hitter September 14, 2008 and has been the first Chicago Cubs pitcher to do so since Milt Pappas on September 2, 1972, almost 36 years ago.
All in all, I can say is it would be a huge shame if they decide to trade him. Don't be such a douche, Lou.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Major Deaths
Yes I know, it's a little harsh to start a brand new blog out with such a negative aspect in life (or lack of), but I feel too much has happened too soon, not to say something.
Now we've all heard about Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, recently passing, but the one death that has really hit home was Billy Mays.
Let's take a moment.
Ok, now I feel better.
I don't know what I'm going to miss more; his abrasive voice piercing my ear drums, almost demanding me to buy something I wont ever need (see Awesome Auger), or his Power Beard (© Eric Fields 2009). Reference photo above if you are having trouble (for whatever lame reason you may have) to picture his face. That thing was good. I mean REAL good. He must have had a beard template/stencil at home to make that beard perfect and powerful day after day.
It was omnipotent.
It will be missed.
Now we've all heard about Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, recently passing, but the one death that has really hit home was Billy Mays.
Let's take a moment.
Ok, now I feel better.
I don't know what I'm going to miss more; his abrasive voice piercing my ear drums, almost demanding me to buy something I wont ever need (see Awesome Auger), or his Power Beard (© Eric Fields 2009). Reference photo above if you are having trouble (for whatever lame reason you may have) to picture his face. That thing was good. I mean REAL good. He must have had a beard template/stencil at home to make that beard perfect and powerful day after day.
It was omnipotent.
It will be missed.
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